Spring has Sprung?

Today is the first day of Spring.  The Vernal Equinox, when a young man's fancy turns to....

The NCAA Tournament? (I already wrote about that)
Baseball?
Yard Work?

No, none of the above.  It's when I remember the bad jokes my father used to tell me.  And I mean really, really bad ones:

Spring has sprung, de boid is on da wing.  Now ain't dat absoid, I always thought da wing was on de boid (did I tell you my father was from Brooklyn?)

Little birdy in the sky, why'd you poopy in my eye? It could be worse, I'll tell you why, gee I'm glad elephants don't fly


Now you know where my sense of humor comes from.

Happy Spring, get out there and enjoy the weather!